[Tainan]

"I say there my man...whatever are you doing?"
"I am dowsing sir. I am a dowser."
"Ahh yes. Fine family, what. Heard good things about them."
"No no no...I locate things by means of a piece of wood and magnetics."
"My word! Learn that in university did you?"
"Oh no...learned if from a caravan. Quite handy sometimes."
"Are you paid for this?"
"Rarely...rarely."
"Quite...quite."

[SunkenCiv]

I liked the subtle understatement in the article. :’)