10. The guests are so stupid it makes you feel like the most interesting person in the world.
9. It's better then getting audited by the IRS.
8. Rock solid evidence that liberalism is a serious mental disorder, in case you're not sure.
7. Perfect cure for occasional insomnia.
6. The humor is so numbing it will take your mind off the pain from this morning's root canal.
5. It's terribly funny to see liberals make fools of themselves without knowing it.
4. Paul's a gas, and the band is pretty good.
3. Brings back nostalgic memories of the early 1980’s when Dave was actually funny.
2. Lost the phone number for the “Get Rich Trading Stocks” seminar in your area and need to watch the commercial again which runs after midnight.
1. Don't want to miss the night Dave finally loses it before a live audience and has to be sedated.