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To: mojitojoe
HISTORY OF THE LIFE of Rev. Wm. Mack Lee

Been wading through Southron fantasy sites again, I see? Ah yes, Willie Mack Lee. The man who gives a whole new meaning to the word "bullsh*t". Let's look at his memoirs. Especially this tale:

"The onliest time that Marse Robert ever scolded me," said William Mack Lee, "in de whole fo' years dat I followed him through the wah, was, down in de Wilderness--Seven Pines-- near Richmond. I remembah dat day jes lak it was yestiday. Hit was July the third, 1863.

"Whilst we was in Petersburg, Marse Robert had done got him a little black hen from a man and we named the little black hen Nellie. She was a good hen, and laid mighty nar every day. We kep' her in de ambulants, whar she had her nest.

"On dat day--July the third--we was all so hongry and I didn't have nuffin in ter cook, dat I was jes' plumb bumfuzzled. I didn't know what to do. Marse Robert, he had gone and invited a crowd of ginerals to eat wid him, an' I had ter git de vittles. Dar was Marse Stonewall Jackson, and Marse A. P. Hill, and Marse D. H. Hill, and Marse Wade Hampton, Gineral Longstreet, and Gineral Pickett and sum others.

"I had done made some flanel cakes, a little tea, and some lemonade, but I 'lowed as how dat would not be enuff fo' dem gemm'n. So I had to go out to de ambulants and cotch de little black hen, Nellie.

There was a tear in William Mack Lee's voice, but in his eye I fancied that I saw the happy light that always dances in the eyes of his race at the thought of a fowl for cooking.

"I jes' had to go out and cotch little Nellie. I picked her good, and stuffed her with breod stuffin, mixed wid butter. Nellie had been gwine wid us two years, and I hated fer to lose her. We had been gettin' all our eggs from Nellie.

"Well, sir, when I brung Nellie inter de commissary tent and set her fo' Marse Robert he turned to me right fo' all dem gimmin and he says: 'William, now you have killed Nellie. What are we going to do for eggs?"

"'I jes' had ter do it, Marse Robert.' says I.

'No, you didn't William; I'm going to write Miss Mary about you. I'm going to tell her you have killed Nellie.'

"Marse Robert kep' on scoldin' me mout dat hen. He never scolded 'bout naything else. He tol' me I was a fool to kill de her whut lay de golden egg. Hit made Marse Robert awful sad ter think of anything bein' killed, whedder der 'twas one of his soljers, or his little black hen."

Note the date - July 3, 1863. And the location - Seven Pines. And the guest list - General Stonewall Jackson. On July 3rd in 1863 Lee was not outside of Richmond, he was ordering Pickett's men to charge outside Gettysburg. And I imagine that General Jackson didn't have much to eat considering he'd been dead for well over a month.

674 posted on 06/24/2009 4:21:12 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Non-Sequitur

In all fairness, the old gentleman might have not remembered the correct date, NS. It doesn’t make the account false.


679 posted on 06/24/2009 5:12:37 AM PDT by TexConfederate1861
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To: Non-Sequitur
"When my bones they lay down In the cold cold ground Have someone play Dixie for me."

703 posted on 06/24/2009 12:33:41 PM PDT by mojitojoe (All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.)
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