[Billthedrill]

the sun and Earth are gradually moving apart. It's not much -- just 15 cm per year...

In 1000 years that's 150 meters! There's only one solution. We have to stop the metric system NOW!

[SunkenCiv]

Good idea!!!

Before the 1000 years are up, the measurements will be shown to be bogus. ;’) See, I like to make my own fun.