[Karma Police]

Oh man, i don’t know whether to laugh or cry..

[ArrogantBustard]

Have a double Scotch.

Neat.

Have another.

Then remind yourself ... we’re just a bunch of faceless, pseudonymous goobers on the internet.

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

In fact, I’m a bird ...

[Diplomat]

Run away is all you need to know. If she is a true believer, your relationship will implode, it’s the liberal way.