[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Spidercat, Spidercat,
Climbs wherever the food is at
Climbs a wall, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spidercat.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spidercat.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spidercat, Spidercat
Friendly neighborhood Spidercat
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spidercat!

[Cyropaedia]

Priceless.

[Niuhuru]

You deserve to have that made into a song and then awarded a grammy.