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Candy Bar From Mars Aims For Women From Venus
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| May 17, 2009
Posted on 05/17/2009 2:24:34 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
It’s very phallic and by that I mean it looks like penis.
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:25:34 PM PDT
by
exist
To: JoeProBono
Oh goody.
Now we get bombarded with food paraphilias.
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:27:47 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:27:49 PM PDT
by
John123
(The US may be going down the drain, but everyone else will drown first...)
To: JoeProBono
Hmm, a ten-pack with only 800 calories in the whole package. That must be the "I broke up with my boyfriend" size, they need a twenty-five pack "My fiance was cheating on me" size.
Laugh if you want, but think about this the next time you see the container sizes of Ben & Jerry's in the freezer section...
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:30:17 PM PDT
by
hunter112
(SHRUG - Stop Hussein's Radical Utopian Gameplan!)
To: exist
It looks like some kind of decapitated larva, to me.
[I’m just gonna stick with my non-”erotic” semi-sweet baking chips, if Mars doesn’t mind]
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:30:50 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight.)
To: JoeProBono
Are these pre-lubed . . . . to go down the gullet easier?
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:32:07 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Liberals wouldn't just free Barrabas, they would elect him to represent them.)
To: exist
I thought the same thing. I love chocolate, but I wouldn’t buy this on a bet. I’m sick of being marketed to like some sort of animal that can’t control any urges.
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:32:11 PM PDT
by
brytlea
(Jesus loves me, this I know.)
To: John123
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:32:31 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight.)
To: JoeProBono
Next: Edible chocolate vibrators...
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:33:21 PM PDT
by
LibFreeOrDie
(Obama promised a gold mine, but he will give us the shaft.)
To: JoeProBono
Crap I saw Truffle, Crisp, & Chocolate and wanted to try it. On second thought the box look like things I get for Sis at the store. I hope I'm not gay, I just like sweets.
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:33:34 PM PDT
by
MilspecRob
(Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
To: JoeProBono
I'm hearing the opening riff from Brown Sugar.
To: brytlea
and your probably sick of men talking to your breasts, too.
To: LibFreeOrDie
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:38:49 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: MilspecRob
You’re only gay if you lick the chocolate off the outside...unless you can do that while they are still in the box!
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:38:59 PM PDT
by
Bryanw92
To: JoeProBono
"There are other things you can do that can hit this note without banging on it." Ummm, yeah...thanks for that piece of advice ?
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:39:28 PM PDT
by
ikka
(Brother, you asked for it!)
To: the invisib1e hand
Well, the invisible hand should know. But are those chocolate fingers inspired by NPR-listener fantasies after the last election?
To: JoeProBono
Actually, by the way the packaging is drawn, it looks like these Flings have already made it up to the tube to the uterus.
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:42:15 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: exist
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:43:05 PM PDT
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geege
To: exist
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posted on
05/17/2009 2:45:23 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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