Posted on 05/16/2009 1:21:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
FOR THE last 35 years, Kailash Singh Kalau, 63, hasnt had a bath nor has he brushed his teeth. He says it is out of love for the country, but neighbours say it is for a son Kalau has seven daughters.
Agni Snan, or fire bath, is his way of keeping clean. Every evening as villagers gather, Kalau, who lives in Chatav, lights a bonfire, smokes marijuna and stands on a leg praying to Lord Shiva.
Its just like using water to take a bath, said Kalau, who wears two pullovers through the year and only drinks warm water. Fire bath helps kill all the germs and infections in the body.
Five years ago, when his brother died, Kalau refused to take the ritual dip in the Ganges.
I still dont remember how it all began. I just know that it started about 35 years ago, he told HT.
He used to own a grocery store but his unclean habits drove customers away. Now he makes a living out of farming.
Ill end this vow only when all problems confronting the nation end, he told HT. But the neighbours have a different take. A seer once told Kalau that if he does not take a bath, hell be blessed with a son, said Madhusudan Singh.
Now the people are eating his funky veggies.
I knew a few guys in the Army who could have identified with this guy.
I bet you could get a good 5 quarts of oil out of Ms. Garofalo hair. What a tramp!
I was just thinking the same thing! I don’t know that getting in the Ganges would qualify as ‘bathing’ or hygiene. Yuck.
Wow. For a second, I thought they were talking about my 66 yr. hippie brother.
good catch and how right you are!
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I haven’t taken a bath in years, either. However, I do shower every day.
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