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This Man Hasn’t Taken a Bath in 35 Years
Hindustan Times ^ | May 13, 2009 | Anuraag Singh

Posted on 05/16/2009 1:21:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway

FOR THE last 35 years, Kailash Singh ‘Kalau’, 63, hasn’t had a bath nor has he brushed his teeth. He says it is out of love for the country, but neighbours say it is for a son — Kalau has seven daughters.

Agni Snan, or “fire bath”, is his way of keeping clean. Every evening as villagers gather, Kalau, who lives in Chatav, lights a bonfire, smokes marijuna and stands on a leg praying to Lord Shiva.

“’It’s just like using water to take a bath,” said Kalau, who wears two pullovers through the year and only drinks warm water. “Fire bath helps kill all the germs and infections in the body.”

Five years ago, when his brother died, Kalau refused to take the ritual dip in the Ganges.

“I still don’t remember how it all began. I just know that it started about 35 years ago,” he told HT.

He used to own a grocery store but his unclean habits drove customers away. Now he makes a living out of farming.

“I’ll end this vow only when all problems confronting the nation end,” he told HT. But the neighbours have a different take. “A seer once told Kalau that if he does not take a bath, he’ll be blessed with a son,” said Madhusudan Singh.


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To: nickcarraway
He used to own a grocery store but his unclean habits drove customers away. Now he makes a living out of farming.

Now the people are eating his funky veggies.

21 posted on 05/16/2009 2:18:21 PM PDT by chemicalman (Obama the "fly-by" terrorist.)
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To: nickcarraway

I knew a few guys in the Army who could have identified with this guy.


22 posted on 05/16/2009 2:26:52 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: Red Steel

I bet you could get a good 5 quarts of oil out of Ms. Garofalo hair. What a tramp!


23 posted on 05/16/2009 2:37:35 PM PDT by longhorn too
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To: Red Steel
LOL!

24 posted on 05/16/2009 2:55:58 PM PDT by b4its2late (Robin Hood was a terrorist! Hmmmmm............)
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To: Mr. Mojo

I was just thinking the same thing! I don’t know that getting in the Ganges would qualify as ‘bathing’ or hygiene. Yuck.


25 posted on 05/16/2009 3:32:39 PM PDT by ktscarlett66 (Face it girls....I'm older and I have more insurance....)
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To: nickcarraway

Wow. For a second, I thought they were talking about my 66 yr. hippie brother.


26 posted on 05/16/2009 4:49:04 PM PDT by EggsAckley ("There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply." W.C Fields)
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To: fullchroma

good catch and how right you are!


27 posted on 05/16/2009 5:23:38 PM PDT by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS. Most forget about that and HAVE DOOMED us for a generation or more.)
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28 posted on 05/16/2009 5:28:09 PM PDT by Maelstorm (Some people hold to intentions dearly because at the end of the day they have nothing else to offer.)
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29 posted on 05/16/2009 5:31:44 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: windcliff

ping


30 posted on 05/16/2009 5:35:00 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (The black man is keeping me down!)
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To: nickcarraway

I haven’t taken a bath in years, either. However, I do shower every day.


31 posted on 05/17/2009 2:09:16 PM PDT by irishtenor (Beer. God's way of making sure the Irish don't take over the world.)
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