Two questions supposedly asked of park workers by tourists: (1) when do they turn on the geysers and (2) when do they let the animals out?
Lol. Our neighbors had a Cockapoo dog. They went to Yellowstone on a camping trip. One day, while walking their dog, a fellow tourist started shouting, " A bear ! A bear ! Those people have a bear on a leash !
Yes, there are some mighty dumb people in the world.