1. Post a thread on your first day.
2. Post a thread on your first day and don't reply.
3. Go to a thread where there is a group hug in progress and criticize a comment by a hugee. (see American Idol).
4. Go to any thread where a poster has a pre-set list of links and posts them number two or three whenever their favorite subject comes up. Disagree with anything they post. (ex: homosexualist and religious threads.)
5. Say anything positive about a homosexual or a moslem.
6. Disagree with a poster who runs a posse list. You'll get gang-trolled for a day or so.
7. Come back under a new name and you'll be part of the troll experience until they discover you were here before the stain on the dress. Then you move to retread status.
8. Make a list trying to show you know what's really going on.
---Your American Idol troll because I called it like it was against the proletariat. Called a woman, called gay, reported to the mods for a reason still unknown. And still voting for the gay guy who has the best singing skills.
What're you, some kinda queer turbanhead?
/Mods, please don't shoot me!