[humblegunner]

Hey, man, just fedex me the snake on ice. I’ll figure this out.

Sucker is rolling along the bottom of the San Jacinto river now
or has perhaps reached the gulf. Fish food, one way or the other.

I'll keep an eye out for his kinfolks, though.

You'll be first in line to receive a biological sample.

[Eaker]

After further review that appears to not be a snake at all but a really long frog.