Of course I want you to pay more. After all, it says so right on that straw man you’re holding up.
Oh wait. You’re not holding it up! Who is that?
That’s an illegally low-paid undocumented laborer, you have holding it. Poor guy.
Looks like you don’t feed him.
How is your desire to raise my taxes a “strawman?” Seriously . . . you need to come up with a better response than “strawman.” In your language, does “strawman” mean “I can’t think of an intelligent response, so I’ll try to bluff my way out of it?”