Well, I'm kind of hoping he'll show up in my neck of the woods.
We don't have lamp posts and such but we have a lot of trees.
Besides, when the bastich starts to smell you can always fire up a tree.
Did I mention we'll roll him for his money?
good point. Still, plenty of gasoline around for the cremation. Although that's a bit volatile and one might want to use diesel, JetA or kerosene instead.