[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Even if it does exist, dark matter would be unable to reconcile all the current discrepancies between actual measurements and predictions based on theoretical models.

This whole dark matter thingy gives me a giggle when I imagine the Lord and Creator of all that is...having loads of fun toying with cosmologists by changing the rules of His game with nothing but a mere thought or twitch of His finger.
"Heh heh....watch this...I'm going to decrease the mass of this whole section of the universe...watch 'em start scrambling...this'll be good."

[decimon]

Sasha Baron Cohen is God?