[Sarcasm] How dare you? What are you, some sort of racist anti-Semite? Don't you know that the Book of Genesis is personally to blame for slavery, jim crow, lynching, and the Holocaust? Don't you realize that Charles Darwin personally freed every slave on earth? Or that "Bible-thumpers" were about to exterminate every Jew in the world when suddenly, people stopped believing in G-d and it all stopped? (Goodness knows, Jewish survival can't have
anything to do with the Jewish G-d being real, can it?)
Shame on you, you racist, sexist, homophobic savage, you! For your penance sit at the feet of the Australian aborigines and respect their profound mythology. [/Sarcasm]
