Archie often had great wisdom.
Ya wanna known the truth? I voted for Reegan.
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs.
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country...oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!
I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York.
But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad?
Irene: (the sign says) "Pilferers Will Be Prosecuted." Archie: It means queers stay out of the men's room.
Maude: That man had charisma! Archie: I don't care if he was sick!
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.