She should stick to topics she knows something about. Maybe she’ll talk about the best ways to mix crack and vodka. Or give the coed’s some tips on earning a little money in the exciting world of prostitution. (”You, too, can be a ho.”) Or how to cry rape to evade being locked up for public intoxication.
If I were a UNC parent, I would be so proud and pleased to see my child was getting such a solid foundation in life.
"Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of sixteen and twenty-five?...Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do? Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks I can train you to be high paying ho...Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leading the comfort of your own bedroom.. Sound too good to be true? Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."Speaking of which, does this scumbag still have parental rights over her children? And if so, why?