LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:
DO YOU HATE PIT BULLS? DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE IDENTIFYING THEM FROM OTHER SIMILAR LOOKING BREEDS, AND THINK, WELL, THEY’RE ALL THE SAME ANYWAY? DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WHO OWN PIT BULLS ARE ALL DRUG ADDICTS OR INTO FIGHTING DOGS?
WELL THEN, WE’VE GOT A WEBSITE FOR YOU, DOMINATED BY A MONOMANIACAL POSTER WHO WILL SCOUR THE INTERNET FOR YOU DAILY TO FIND ANY ARTICLE ABOUT ANY DOG REMOTELY RESEMBLING A PIT BULL AND POST IT HERE FOR YOU TO GLOAT OVER!
YES, FOLKS OUR VERY OWN CHET99, THE BANE OF THE PIT BULL BREED, EVEN THOUGH HE COULDN’T PICK ONE OUT OF A PACK OF BOXERS, MASTIFFS, PRESAS, BULLDOGS, OR HOUNDS. CHET WILL FIND ANY DOG BITE INCIDENT, NATIONAL OR INTERNATIONAL, AND POST IT WITH ALL THE SPECULATION, FANTASIZING, AND PRESS ACCCURACY HE FEELS IT DESERVES.
DO YOU WANT ALL MEAN LOOKING DOGS KILLED? DO YOU WANT ALL THEIR OWNERS SUED AND JAILED?
THEN FREE REPUBLIC IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! STEP RIGHT UP AND BE COUNTED. YOU KNOW NO OTHER DOGS BITE—AND NO OTHER DOGS KILL. IT’S THOSE DAMN PIT BULLS, AND TOGETHER, WITH CHET99 AND ALL HIS BUDDIES HERE AT FREE REPUBLIC,
WE CAN MAKE THIS A COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN’T OWN A DOG IF CHET99 THINKS IT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS!
AND AMERICANS WILL BE SAFE ONCE AGAIN.
/extreme dripping sarcasm
This was a bad situation just waiting to happen. I mean, all the elements were there- multiple unwed mothers, boyfriend instead of husband, trailer park and pitbull.
LOL Excellent!!
Sorry, I can’t even imagine why anyone - especially people with children - would own one of these beasts. Generally speaking, the breed is a menace. The intensity of their attacks is truly frightening.