I liked Hamlet as performed on Gilligan’s Island.
“Neither a lender or a borrower be. Do not forget. Stay out of debt. Forthright and utter frugal you must be. Guard that old solvency! There’s just one other thing, you have to do. To thine own self be true.”
This has been a Harold Heckuba Production.
And Heckuba was played by...? (A little Holy Thursday TV trivia)
One of their best.