April Fool’s Day
The first of April, some do say, Is set apart for All Fools’ Day. But why the people call it so, Nor I, nor they themselves do know. But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.
Foolish Questions
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here,
and drink whatever comes out”?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why do they lock gas station restrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
Real Fools
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with “quit while you’re ahead”?
That is so cute...I loved it.
LOL
Thanks, Dubya. Those are great!!