LOL...Conor! I needed a laugh this chilly, windy day!
Thank you....
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body
home But that it’ll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only
$150. The guy says, “We’ll ship her home.” The undertaker asks, “Are you sure? That’s an
awfully big expense
and we can do a very nice burial here.” The guy says, “Look, 2000 years ago they buried a
guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I
just can’t take that chance.”