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Have a lovely Sunday evening.
Posted on 04/01/2009 7:51:26 AM PDT by JustAmy
Enjoy your dinner devolve.
I was told that the original of this painting of Jesus is at a church in Indianapolis. Somebody else said it at Anderson University.
I have some Victorian scrap, both antique and reproductions, of cats. They are cute but not as cute as those posted here.
“Pessimists”
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows.
The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, “Only caught one, eh?”
RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart..
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unit’s code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS , has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R .
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus , into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers’ Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus .
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’.
Because He Lives!
Oh, Jane, I hope you will post them, over time! I think everybody here just loves victorian kittens and cats. (In fact, I have a Victorian print of kittens hanging in my bedroom.)
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12 oz. ribeye - rare
Fries
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Victoria, your Lord's Day Post and Prayer are Wonderful, and Gorush, I Love your Pics! I'm still Catching Up on the Thread, so Thank you in Advance to Everyone for the Awesome Posts!
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Thank you, Kitty.(((HUGS)))
You’re welcome, Kitty. Have a good evening, and thanks for the kind words.
Good night, Meg. Thanks for the sweet graphic.
Good Night Meg and ALL!
Busy day, whats new here right.
God Bless and see you all for coffee.
Kitty, I have never seen one picture you have posted, that is anywhere NEAR ‘out of focus’! They are all incredibly beautiful. And, I thank you for sharing them with us all!
Thanks for the ping/post at #512 MEG33. Thanks to every poster on this outstanding thread.
Hosannah!
Thank you for the Palm Sunday greeting.
A wise Bible teacher once said, “Sooner or later God will bring self-sufficient people to the place where they have no resource but Him—no strength, no answers, nothing but Him. Without God’s help, they’re sunk.”
He then told of a despairing man who confessed to his pastor, “My life is really in bad shape.” “How bad?” the pastor inquired. Burying his head in his hands, he moaned, “I’ll tell you how bad—all I’ve got left is God.” The pastor’s face lit up. “I’m happy to assure you that a person with nothing left but God has more than enough for great victory!”
In today’s Bible reading, the people of Judah were also in trouble. They admitted their lack of power and wisdom to conquer their foes. All they had left was God! But King Jehoshaphat and the people saw this as reason for hope, not despair. “Our eyes are upon You,” they declared to God (2 Chron. 20:12). And their hope was not disappointed as He fulfilled His promise: “The battle is not yours, but God’s” (v.15).
Are you in a position where all self-sufficiency is gone? As you turn your eyes on the Lord and put your hope in Him, you have God’s reassuring promise that you need nothing more.
Yorkie, your tulip picture is absolutely beautiful! The yellow and red tulips against the lavender ground cover is so pretty! Thanks!!!
By the way, that guy they call President is over there this morning kissing Muslim’s behinds. Pardon me, but he is! He gets my blood boiling faster than lightning.
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