Posted on 03/31/2009 7:00:02 AM PDT by Daffynition
I have a collection of antique toasters. They all work perfectly. LOL
If you need a new toaster you have two choices, get married or open a bank account.
After I posted I went to his web page and YouTube to see what I could find. I had no idea that Big Butter Jesus was real! There’s a funny video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq01UYiMyHg. Stay ‘til the end, tho you may have to be a certain age to understand it.
Do you know how much effort it took to take an appliance that lasts for 50 years and get a copy that lasts two years!
Nowadays, as a recent cartoon showed, you can buy a toaster and get a bank!
You can tell that my father was obviously a man of much taste until or unless it came to replacing a toaster. Me, I would have preferred the classic Sunbeam T-35 "Radiant Control" toaster . . . the cross-slit model into which you simply placed your bread and voila! it descended automatically and arose slowly, bringing up the most perfect toast, bar none.
Cases in point:
---They got an original GE swivel-top vacuum cleaner as a wedding present. The monster plotzed in 1962 . . . bingo! Dad replaces it with an Electrolux Model F. It probably lasted well enough beyond 1973, when my mother---about to remarry (she was widowed)---swapped it for the first (blue) of the Lux square-tank restylings, a machine that lasted until the day my stepfather died in 2003.
P.S. I did mean monster---in plain English, that 1950 swiveltop was a first class piece of crapola; of course, I'm biased . . . I fell in love with my grandmother's original Hoover Constellation, the swiveltop of 1952 . . . any kid who didn't love a vacuum cleaner that resembled the planet Saturn was missing something upstairs . . . and by the way, they're making the Connie again . . .
---They got a horrid GE "Triple-Whip" kitchen mixer . . . horrid performer, horrid racket, horrid pretentiousness (its three beaters never did half what a good Mixmaster pair would get you), you name it. Tolerated it until she burned out at last in 1962. Bingo! Replacement: Sunbeam Mixmaster Model 12C. The last of the classics. On which yours truly also happened to have learnt to cook . . . and she lasted until I learnt the hard way what my mother never thought of doing with her, namely lubing her regularly (two drops of 3-in-1 oil in the appropriate tiny motor holes would have done it), and the poor girl seized on me smack dab in the middle of a carrot cake. (I got 12C---or, the Mixerbird, as I called her as a kid, since when you twisted the speed dial to fourth speed the tail fins made the machines profile resemble the profile of the original Thunderbird---after my mother died in 1991, since my stepfather knew about as much about cooking and baking as I know about animal husbandry . . . )
(That'll be Model 12C on the right, showing obvious class over that putrid chrome-version Brady Bunch Mixmaster on the left . . . )
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OMG how absolutely delightful, and to think that I had a matched set of frosted pop tarts as part of my politically-incorrect breakfast this morning!
You’ll just never know when a stoat will pop up :-)
Thank you so much for the ping to this essential thread.
My name is Karee Barrett, and I’m the artist of this little watercolor “Ye Olde Toaster Shoppe”.
Although I am very flattered you like my art, and some of us do share a love of toasters, I feel the need to post something here, because this drawing is hotlinked from my webpage, and since my name is on this painting... I’d like it known that I do not support this website in any way, shape or form.
In fact this toasty little drawing is now available for sale as a greeting card. All proceeds support Organizing for America. You can purchase it here: http://www.zazzle.com/ye_olde_toaster_shoppe_card-137096197107169161
Thank you.
The artist is a poster on the Daily Kos.
She posted a there because she's feeling a little bit sick to her stomach that her artwork appears on FR.
Thanks for the heads-up raybbr.
Hi Karee
I’m pinging the mods for you; I am sure they can remove that image for you.
You’re a very talented artist ... anyone who likes old toasters is OK in my book.
Daffy
Am I on the right thread? Sheep crop circles or something?
I would appreciate it being removed, thank you for your respect.
Yes you’re right. And I posted why I felt sick about it.
You’re using my art illegally, and I like more kinds of toast than just white.
And it’s my art, I’m allowed to ask for it to be pulled. You’ll also notice I asked nice, I didn’t try to cause any problems.
I just would like it taken down, respectfully. Thank you.
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