Lord, I’ve picked up more injuries tripping over the cats...lol.
Only thing is...it’s the TRIP and not the cat that gets me...knuckle scarred up and still feels a little funny and loose from smashing handfirst into a doorframe after dodging the Feline Derby while half asleep, scraped up hands, whacked my head more than once, even slightly concussed myself (subwoofer to the corner of the eye right on the bone).
Now if looks could kill, some of the indignant glares would have me on the Wall!
LOL actually, I”m more afraid of a cat than a dog...they have many weapons! Good thing they’re small!