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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: Monkey Face

I don’t feel like waffles right now, just ate some leftover Chinese food. (The kids left all the vegetables ;-). Off to nap!


781 posted on 04/06/2009 10:27:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Monkey Face

Why are you sleeping on the floor?


782 posted on 04/06/2009 11:40:06 AM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Pippin; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Darksheare

Hi everyone.

The snow has turned to rain, and I saw a Cardinal on the feeder this morning.


783 posted on 04/06/2009 11:42:47 AM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

I read he was in the hosptial.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/06/nyregion/06egan.html


784 posted on 04/06/2009 11:43:47 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: fanfan

I’m sleeping on the floor because my bed is too soft, and after I hurt my back (again) in December, I couldn’t get it to quit hurting. It’s not perfect now, but it’s better, even after only three nights.

:o]


785 posted on 04/06/2009 11:45:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

*Snort*

He looked recovered to me!


786 posted on 04/06/2009 11:47:27 AM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

LOL!

Thankfully, he wasn’t nekkid as a jay bird.


787 posted on 04/06/2009 11:50:06 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Monkey Face
Ah, I thought you were being sarcastic.

I'm glad sleeping on the floor makes your back feel better.

Is it warming up down there yet?
My daffodils looked pathetic covered in snow this morning.

788 posted on 04/06/2009 11:50:49 AM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

We have wind and “cold” but clear skies. There is enough wind to blow the dust out of the valley, but not enough to stir up more. It may get to 75 today, but I am SO ready for 95 and 100!


789 posted on 04/06/2009 11:53:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face; Travis T. OJustice
I washed the dog yesterday, and it was 50f, and sunny, so we let him sit on the deck.

We didn't realize how windy it was, and he got the shivers.
We wrapped him in two blankets and my son and I leaned against him, and rubbed him till he stopped shaking.

Poor little guy.

790 posted on 04/06/2009 12:00:42 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

It seems dogs always shiver after a bath, unless they are in 100 degree + weather. I’ve always kept them wrapped until they were mostly dry.


791 posted on 04/06/2009 12:04:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face

That’s why we took Ash to the groomer.

My back is hurting after a nap with Wednesday. As I was turning over, she clambered into the middle and parked! She wasn’t entirely happy, though, since all directions are downhill from the baby.

Better go to Wal-mart, it looks like more rain.


792 posted on 04/06/2009 12:12:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan

When I’ve had big dogs, they go to the groomer. Smaller ones are done at home.


793 posted on 04/06/2009 12:15:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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Better go to Wal-mart, it looks like more rain.

Wait.

I went to Wal-mart today, and it rained anyway.

794 posted on 04/06/2009 12:41:11 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

I’m not going to Wal-Mart, rain or not!


795 posted on 04/06/2009 12:43:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face
Good for you!

We bought some new glasses, but their mug selection is non existent.

796 posted on 04/06/2009 12:48:12 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

I seem to collect mugs without even knowing it.
What a deal.


797 posted on 04/06/2009 1:13:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face

O.


798 posted on 04/06/2009 1:25:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face

K.


799 posted on 04/06/2009 1:25:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face

MINE!


800 posted on 04/06/2009 1:26:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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