[Pearls Before Swine]

The problem with that is that conservatives, on the whole, “breed” more than others.

You haven't been in the 'hood lately. Its easy to breed when others pay the costs and give you a bonus, besides.

[thefrankbaum]

Okay, but what about all the yuppies who “don’t want to have kids” because “it’s too much work”? I’m fairly certain if you look at more conservative areas of the country (down to the county level), you’ll see higher birthrates on average than more liberal parts.