[mysterio]

Cow abducted by UFO?

Probably not.

[Quix]

You have

NO remotely adequate EXPLANATION

—for the precision of the cuts
—lack of animal or other tracks within 100’s of feet of the carcass
—every drop of blood drained without any on the environment
—predators not touching the carcass for years

etc.

I guess cheap shots need no adequate explanations.