[Petronski]

What about the new iPod Pico? At about the size of a grain of rice, it’s too small to have a headphone jack, so it beams the music directly into your brain.

[Wooly]

I see Apple is getting closer to it's ultimate goal, which is to build an implantable device which will turn weak minded people into mindless slaves. These mindless slaves will lose all common sense and will buy everything that Apple develops without regard to price while taking orders from Steve Jobs. These mindless slaves will also go forth and shout the Apple message while defending Apple and Steve Jobs from criticism.
OH WAIT! They have had this for years now.