(sing to tune of Pink Panther) ...
Osama bin Laden,
was out in his garden,
He’s begging your pardon
for 9-11.
Barack H. Obama,
said goodbye to grandma,
And made sure his COLB was
not easily found.
Now who knows the real score?
A man named Rush Limbaugh,
He just might be president
Number forty-five.
If he stays alive.
...