It was those Wright brothers! They started the spraying as soon as they got airborne! Why, they even named an Air Force base after them, because the Military owed them for showing how to control the population with spraying aluminum from planes!
Between them and Colonel Sanders, they have poisoned and mind controlled the lot of us.
100 years of control, 3 generations, and yet I still have free will. Hmmmm. As people trying to take over everything, they kind of suck.
My vote for "quote of the day."