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To: r9etb
And what they really didn't tell us was that Steve's bionics extended beyond what they showed on TV. Yes, Mr. Austin is also rocket-powered and can fly; and for obvious reasons, they could not show or describe the location of the rocket motor. Let us just note that there is a good reason why Mr. Austin's bionic legs were designed to be fireproof.

Austin's other discreet enhancements resulted in the Bionic Woman being outfitted with a tungsten carbide cervix.

182 posted on 02/13/2009 8:33:26 AM PST by Sloth (The tree of liberty desperately needs watering.)
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To: Sloth
Austin's other discreet enhancements resulted in the Bionic Woman being outfitted with a tungsten carbide cervix.

True. Mr. Austin's "enhancement" was originally intended to be used as an arresting hook for carrier landings. Also unreported was the fact that Rudy Goldberg had to install a "disconnect" feature on Jaime Sommers' olfactory system, due to Mr. Austin's tendency to employ rocket power to achieve maximum penetration.

188 posted on 02/13/2009 8:39:35 AM PST by r9etb
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