Officers arrived at the scene to find Teague intoxicated and spoke to witnesses who claimed "the male subject had pulled his pants down to his ankles and defecated on a bench located directly in front of the establishment's main entrance," the report states. The offense was in plain view of the restaurant's customers who reported it to police.
Jason Moody, spokesman for the Cameron County District Attorney's Office, said Teague had resigned from his position Friday afternoon - before the alleged defecation incident. Moody said Teague cited personal reasons for his departure.
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Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes.
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
Anonymous
“Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.”
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.
“Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.”
Anonymous
“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”
Hoosier Farmer
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
Erich Segal
“Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.”
Anonymous
“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.”
Aerosmith
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
Jules Renard
“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”
Peter Ustinov
“Love is a grave mental disease.”
Plato