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To: lado
I’d always advocate a game where each level has an end boss, like Pelosi, Reid, etc. Of course, Obama is at the last level, and he can blast you with red commie laser beams and what not. LOL!

You have to dodge the spit from Bonny Fwank's lisp, shoot botox into Pelosi' cheeks until they explode, and dodge Hillary's thunder thighs.

John Kerry throws Purple Heart medals at you, which you have to pick up, dust off, and defeat him by making him shoot himself in the foot, at which time you return the medals to their proper owners.

In the next level you have to sneak up on Joe Biden without letting him knock off your ear protection, or else you fall asleep to his incessant droning.

Once you make it to Obama (who is guarded by teamsters and white college-age Hope/Change zombies), you have to counter his empty rhetoric until he's stuck in an endless loop of "uh uh uh...", then you have to steal his birth certificate, which is kept inside a giant ACORN guarded by Bill Ayers, and deliver it to Rush Limbaugh.

14 posted on 02/11/2009 4:15:14 PM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: Zeppelin

Perhaps if the game was made with a generic boss, and a generic thing the boss throws at you, one could simply substitute the appropriate politicians and projectiles (ie, Barney Frank and spit, John Kerry and Purple Hearts, Dennis Kucinich and UFO’s, etc) it would make coding a whole lot simpler. Maybe a mashup of the two ideas, where one has to throw pitchforks and dodge projectiles at the same time, might work? Or one has to throw pitchforks until a certain number of generic minions are defeated and then the boss comes out?

Now, I’ve done enough Flash game development to know that I’m almost useless in the graphics department (the exception is I can design snazzy-looking menu screens and credits) and worse than useless when it comes to programming. However, I’ve discovered that I thoroughly enjoy mixing, editing, and even creating sound effects and background or menu music, and I have a good understanding of music theory so I can make reasonable-sounding stuff if copyright-free music is required. So, if anyone does get around to making this game, let me know cause I’m volunteering my audio techie skills =P


16 posted on 02/11/2009 8:38:22 PM PST by Hyzenthlay (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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