[Landru]

"Please keep in mind . . . a reportedly well connected FREEPER insists they are computer fun from tech’s operating advanced satellite weapons systems. I can believe that...at least that some are."

HA!!
Well, Quix?
As plausible as anything else I've heard offered to explain 'em. ;^)

"Orbs have been seen flitting about when they’ve been formed, too. Who knows."

Why Quix, I'm surprised.
zerO knows!
zerO knows everything. ;^)

[Quix]

I think . . . he knows next to nothing about anything unless it’s treason . . .