Or you could just refrain from speaking.
Naysayers enjoy tweaking at the threads and at me.
Happy to provide the service. Probably helps keep them off the streets more. Besides, it may be as much exercise as their brains get.
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Sometimes I enjoy tweaking at the naysayers.
I think someone mentioned symmetry upthread.
Who the heck are you to tell someone to quit speaking? We’re still in America, buddy. Like it or leave it.