As The One - Øbama - has been trying to get the support of medical practitioners for his new socialized Universal Health Care...
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut
feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought
the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under
a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea
shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my
dead body!’ while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh,
Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was
madness, the Radiologists could see right through
it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This
puts a whole new face on the matter.’
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a
gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart
to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision
up to some assholes in Washington.
As The One - Øbama - has been trying to get the support of medical practitioners for his new socialized Universal Health Care...<<<
LOL, written to bring out emotion, as I have cussed, cried and wondered what the doctor really things.