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To: CottonBall

>>>But it’s not an either-or choice, GG. <<<

I know, and I have a bag of old silver dollars too.

Hmmm, $25,000 will get you a nice tractor with backhoe and loader... Earn that gold and silver by digging bomb shelters for people? OK, OK - I know men and their toys...

Knowledge and a good line will take many a mans silver...

My grandfather laughed himself silly over the treatment one of the farmers he was dealing with gave to one salesman. The car salesman was trying to sell the farmer on buying a new pickup. He had brought the one the farmer was looking at out to the farm to show him again.

The farmer made a bet with the salesman - since they were only $100 apart in making the deal, the farmer said look lets inject a bit of chance - we will pick an ear of corn and break it in half - count the number of rows of corn and if it is odd, I will pay you your price - if it is even, I get my price. The salesman thought for a minute and said ok, deal... The farmer won that, so he said to the salesman, well since you look so dissapointed, would you like to try for double or nothing... Again the number of rows were even. Farmer said boy, I’ve sure been lucky - and he told the salesman that his luck was bound to turn around - what would be the chance of picking 3 ears of corn with even number of rows... and if I lose, I will pay you your full price and If I win we can take $400 off.

Well, by the time they were done, the farmer had won a free pickup and some spending cash from the salesman. Only then did the farmer tell him - Son, before you start being greedy and trying chance to make money, know what you are betting - the whole crib of corn is even number of rows because that’s how corn grows - Now we are going to take that $100 off like I originally wanted and you can consider this a cheap lesson in life.


3,139 posted on 02/27/2009 1:34:26 PM PST by DelaWhere (I'm a Klingon - Clinging to guns and Bible - Putting Country First - Preparing for the Worst!!!)
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To: DelaWhere
... I have a bag of old silver dollars too.

Excellent! I'm glad to know you have some backup cash in case dollars are devalued.

Hmmm, $25,000 will get you a nice tractor with backhoe and loader

Men! Hubby just got himself a cute little tractor and added a loader and then welder some .... dunno what to call it .... teeth type things and an arm to hold a log or something that's outside the loader in place. It was used and nowhere near $25,000! But the enjoyment he gets with that thing is worth any price. It was in the garage - taking the place of my car - for a long time!

I like your stories. (Does corn really grow in even numbers of rows?)
3,144 posted on 02/27/2009 3:01:32 PM PST by CottonBall
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