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Omaha honky pigs and da damn Douglas County Atto'ney's Office is investigatin' wheda' de shootin' deads uh two sucka's Tuesday night wuz justified.
29 posted on 02/07/2009 1:56:12 PM PST by Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)