LOL!
I’m wearing pink sweatpants and a blue t-shirt. The only green outfit I own is too small (but I wore it every Sunday for 3 months, before I grew too large!).
Anoreth scored a composite 84th percentile on the ASVAB. The Coast Guard recruiter is very pleased. She’ll go for her medical review after she turns 18, to save everyone a lot of paperwork. Hopefully we’ll have the info on her tonsillectomy from Oklahoma by then ...
The Army would let her do *anything*, until they read the part about her being 5’1” and weighing 100 pounds in boots.