[Monkey Face]

...You could, you know, direct him to the secret treasure room way down below ...

If I did, I'd have to escort him, and one of us would not be "safe." You never know what I might come back with.

[Darksheare]

I’ll be the escort for this excursion.
Nevermind the body armor, it’s simply standard protocol when travelling into the underdark.
*Said while brushing away grasping tentacles and ducking tossed furniture from the near antique lower levels.*