When you show up for Darwin’s birthday bash you’ll have to say the secret words to gain entrance and let me warn you, “I believe in God as the Creator” are not the words.
That’s not to say you’re not allowed to have religious beliefs, just write them down and submit them to the doorman, and he’ll decide which of them have a plate at the Science table.
But sorry, no primordial soup for you, go to the back door and beg for scraps.
“Primordial Soup Nazis?”
Sounds as good as any, to replace “Darwinism,” since the poor, sensitive souls have begun to take offense.
That's right. Cause anything a creationist has to say isn't science, dontcha know?
/roll eyes