What happened to the future? It was once a place where everything was cool like the Jetsons. Now the future is seen as an evil place with global warming, wars, starvation and awful stuff. We need to re-capture the future. The only positive vision of the future is found in Star-Trek. It's OK, I'm authorized to tell you that you will successfully make it through these trying times. There will be pain and destruction, but much stupidity will also perish, freeing mankind for the glorious future that is our destiny.
I am also authorized to tell you to quit electing Democrats.
They aren't human.
"Democrats. . . They aren't human."
Hmmmm.
Democrats lack physical courage, so they're not Klingons.
Not smart enough to be Vulcans, or even Romulans.
Money grubbing, cowardly, with women issues . . . .
Ahaha! Democrats are Ferengi!
Explains Obama's ears, his missing birth certificate, everything!