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Dear Mr. President :

I am sorry to inform you that your great grand uncle was recently killed in a car accident. However, you were named as the sole heir to his estate, which totals 500,000,000 US dollars. We only ask that you wire us 20,000 US dollars for taxes and processing before we transfer the money to your account. Oh, and we would like to request API be given a seat in the press corp.

With regards,

Yours sincerely

Sammy Korir
Chief Editor
African Press International - API

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Chief Editor Korir did advise me I won the Norwegian Lottery however, being in the US, I would need an agent in Norway to help him transfer the money. :->