So tell us . . . how many abduction attempts have you stopped.
And . . . how did you manage to get the guns to go off before the paralysis?
Oh, dozens...maybe hundreds.... After all, I live pretty close to Roswell and own some remote property VERY near to where the ‘1947 crash’ occurred.
And as to the other.... Why ‘hair triggers’... and I shoot at any movement or bright lights in the sky within a thousand yards.... unless they call ahead AND know the password.
;-)