[MHGinTN]

You're going to have to learn how yo write and read back coded messages, if you want to be a member of the Earth cadets. Make your application out to the Grand High Council, and include a drop of your blood after your signature, to register your DNA for Galactic ID. You will be contacted.

[Quix]

You’re going to get fined

$1,500,000,000 Galacsnorts

for disclosing such classified information.

Report to your nearest dataport kiosk immediately!