ROFLMAO!
She would fit right in at FOX.
Shep: And now we go to Tatiana Del Toro, live in New Orleans. Tatiana?
Tatiana: Shep'rrrrrddd, this ... this is truly awful. Dead bodies floating everywhere. Reports of cannibalism at the Superdome. Where's FEMA, Shep! WHERE!?
ROTFL!!!