We have the over under on the gay ranchero appearing...but I thinnk more importantly is...the over under (and AROUND) of which one will be the first to put a 200 pound arse into a pair of SPANX, and try to make us believe they are thin.
It will probably be a guy, too.
"Wha-evah. You know I look gud. Drink your hater-ade, haters!"