American Idol 2009--Live Thread

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[retrokitten]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[codercpc]

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[ken5050]

I have it, definitively:

SEXUAL SMORGASBORD!!!

[Majie Purple]

Oh so very:) & volley written in blue!

[retrokitten]

Oh Ken, that’s just dirty. LOLOLOLOL

[Majie Purple]

I answered this mmlo thang before Your ping!
:) LOL!

Myfond memories & definition of mmlo are not the same as what “Grandma says.” Viv l’difference! LOL!

& I know You “get” my reference vs “Grandma’s”

Whew!
:)

[maggief]

Double C’s?!

"Huh? What? I didn't notice :)"

More Casey Carlson bikini pics

You're welcome. ;o)

[ken5050]

Thanks, maggs..very “uplifting” (....ahem!!) pics)

[Lucky9teen]

Red heads should never wear pink.

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I agree

[Lucky9teen]

I’d like to introduce a new word for ya’ll to use:

Schnipples

In lieu of “Oh Snap!”

[Yaelle]

(harsh, working-class British accent) “You’re just laying around, dreaming of floppy disks and your crappy software in every household...Yes! That’s it! Dreamy, Bill. Now, you’re a tiger! Make angry love to the camera! Yes, throw that floppy disk! YES! YOU’RE CHANGING THE OPERATING SYSTEM FOR NO REASON! THAT’S IT! Oh, this is gold!”

This could just be the funniest caption I have ever heard!! And I've been a FReeper for 9 years!!

[Palladin]

Watch for her to be in the top twelve. She’s exactly Simon’s type.

Wonder where he keeps his casting couch?

[Palladin]

They are making sure to satisfy every demographic out there.

Blind guy: for the grannies and the dear hearts and gentle people.

Casey the aspiring porn star: for the redblooded young males (and Simon).

Gal with three kids: for all the young moms who sing in the shower.

Brother of Dreads: for the teenybopping texting maniacs.

Beefcake oilrigger: for the motorcycle gang girls and NASCAR fans.

Tattoo girl Emily: for all the aspiring rockers who rehearse in their parents’ garages.

Etc. etc. etc.

Great marketing strategy.

[Wolfstar]

They are making sure to satisfy every demographic out there...Great marketing strategy.

Seems like it's working, although broadcast TV continues to see it's ratings decline. Idol may not be escaping from the slide, but it still overwhelmingly beats all of the competition combined:

American Idol's eighth season debuts huge, but ratings dip again
Tuesday night's premiere of American Idol's eighth season was the highest-rated telecast of the 2008-2009 television season, however the show's season premiere ratings still dipped for the second consecutive year.

American Idol's two-hour premiere averaged 30.1 million total viewers and scored an 11.6/28 rating/share in the Adults 18-49 demographic and a 9.7/26 rating/share among Adults 18-34, according to Nielsen Media Research preliminary fast national ratings figures -- a performance that easily makes it the highest-rated entertainment telecast of the 2008-2009 television season.

[Palladin]

ROFL! Best line I’ve read today!

[Palladin]

This guy Von makes me reach for the mute button,like I do when I acidentally come upon Celine Dion or Barbra Streisand. A voice so shrill and screechy that it breaks glass.

Please,God, let him be eliminated in Hollywood.

There is always a niche for him in the gay clubs in Baltimore or Philly. All he needs is a Jennifer Hudson wig, four inch stiletto heels, and fifty pounds of sequins.

[Lil'freeper]

the gay clubs in Baltimore

Yeouch.

[retrokitten]

LOL!! Like Austin Powers. "Annnnnd I'm spent."

"I've worked with better. But not many."

[silent_jonny]

Oops--that should read: You mean the guy that almost fainted after he was rejected?

I was sleepy :)

[retrokitten]

Awww...thank you, Yaelle!

I love making you all laugh.