Tryin’ to recall where we left off:
—Tony still inside missile silo/WMD factory
—Jack staying tough despite onset of Janet Reno
—Freckles setting out to call Kim
—Larry riding the helo back to HQ...again.
—Prez still shaking after making what libs call “the tough call” (we call it “backing down”).
—Chelsea — well, whatever she’s up to, she’s still a slut and I think she’s setting Aaron up.
—Chloe & Morris are birthing.
—Bill’s still dead, darnit.
Writers are kicking themselves they didn’t write pirates into the script at this point.
Does that about cover it?
Maybe they can pull a few pirates out of the WMD crates. LOL
About two years ago some of us offered possible scripts for the next season.
Jack was in the bottom of a ship being tortured while on his way to a Chinese prison I believe....
I Suggested, that jack would battle his way out of that hole, sink the ship and crew with it . After surviving days without water, clinging to a raft and fighting off sharks, Jack would be rescued by a passing yacht captained by it's a zillionaire European owner and his incredibly beautiful Asian wife.....I'm talking drop dead beautiful here folks.
The wife tends to Jack...he recovers rather quickly....well, no kidding Dick Tracy....just in time to defend the couple against an attack by Malaysian pirates.....The hubby is hacked to death......the pirates are all slaughtered and the season ends with jack and the widow sailing toward a friendly port.