I can’t stand these so-called theologists with absolutely no background in science attempting to explain the origins of life...
Except that scientists have no explanation of the origins of life, so they're no further ahead than the theologians.
At least for the theologian, we have the input from the One who did it. He should know what He's talking about it anyone.
And scientists have exactly what? concerning the origin of life?
Blasphemy. ;-)